Good friend of The Red Dawn and Porters Employee, "Quick Nick" made the mistake of betting against Boston, (something the Red Dawn would normally support), except in this case when the Celtics would play against the biggest baby in the NBA, Koby Bryant and the LA Lakers. Koby's failure to, "score whenever he wants to" led to LA's defeat and thus this horrible haircut to Nick. Forget the championship rings, this hair is downright bad. (and that's bad meaning bad, not bad meaning good).