
A great time to be had as we wish John Segal the best as he leaves the comforting nest of Porters and joins the Elan Dalbello Nor Cal Rep Force.
Here are the details:
Date: This Sunday
Time: 7:00
Place: Dubliner, (Squaw Valley)
Music: The Red Dawn's very own, DJ The Silver Boombox Thief
MANDATORY DRESS CODE: You have three choices:
1. Summer Segal: flip flops, bermuda shorts, Polo shirt collar up, sweater wrapped around shoulders. Extra points if Polo shirt is stained/bloody. Extra points for sunglasses with Croakies or Chums. Extra points for shit-eating grin.
2. Winter Segal: Knit (winter) hat over baseball cap. Extra points for any vest with ski brand logo. Extra points for cuts, black eyes, stitches, or scrapes on body.
3. Prehistoric Segal: Full T-Rex costume. (small head / short arms)
Check back starting Monday for:
1 - The year long hazing of John as he is the newest rep in Nor Cal
2 -Specific details as to the Red Dawn Sales Force's crushing blows to John's sales and his product line. (just kidding, we enjoy Elan and Dalbello and do support them when reasonable and possible)